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| # 89 | Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was. | |   ave of 100 (from 529 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 81 | If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". | | ave of 100 (from 666 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 78 | The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. | | ave of 100 (from 620 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 98 | Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone. | | ave of 100 (from 626 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 28 | In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life? | | ave of 99 (from 211 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 100 | Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes. | | ave of 99 (from 500 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 36 | Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're f***ing dead." | | ave of 99 (from 439 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 30 | Jack Bauer killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball. | | ave of 99 (from 490 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 104 | Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. | | ave of 99 (from 380 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 10 | Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. | | ave of 98 (from 424 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 14 | Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. | | ave of 98 (from 386 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 29 | Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice. | | ave of 98 (from 339 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 23 | When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. | | ave of 98 (from 329 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 7 | 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. | | ave of 98 (from 440 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 5 | If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef. | | ave of 98 (from 236 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 2 | If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. | | ave of 98 (from 578 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 94 | Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun. | | ave of 97 (from 544 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 109 | "Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm fucked". | | ave of 97 (from 476 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 44 | Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg. | | ave of 97 (from 455 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 42 | If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris. | | ave of 97 (from 365 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 99 | Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer. | | ave of 97 (from 459 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 84 | When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back. | | ave of 97 (from 403 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 108 | There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who have not met Jack Bauer. | | ave of 97 (from 241 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 80 | Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd...no one fools Jack Bauer. | | ave of 97 (from 188 votes) | Rate it: |
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