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| # 34 | If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. | |    ave of 94 (from 168 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 56 | Jack Bauer is such a badass that as a Boy Scout he earned all his merit badges in one day. | | ave of 61 (from 97 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 74 | How many Jack Bauers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Jack Bauer isn't afraid of the dark. | | ave of 95 (from 335 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. | | ave of 94 (from 120 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 32 | What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed. | | ave of 88 (from 88 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 62 | When Jack stares into the sun, the sun flinches. | | ave of 93 (from 129 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 11 | When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade. | | ave of 93 (from 157 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 106 | In high school Jack Bauer was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes." | | ave of 94 (from 179 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 18 | Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it. | | ave of 87 (from 95 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 25 | Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30. | | ave of 94 (from 114 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 5 | If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef. | | ave of 98 (from 236 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 19 | Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay. | | ave of 81 (from 119 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 14 | Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. | | ave of 98 (from 386 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 27 | Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer". | | ave of 93 (from 144 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 73 | Jack Bauer doesnt walk thru the valley of the shadow of death.. he IS the valley of the shadow of death. | | ave of 80 (from 92 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 61 | Jack Bauer is the Best Man. Who said anything about a wedding? | | ave of 79 (from 100 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 6 | Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. | | ave of 96 (from 232 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 100 | Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes. | | ave of 99 (from 500 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 21 | Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. | | ave of 87 (from 115 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 65 | If Jack Bauer were to interrogate himself, the result would be analogous to multiplying infinity by zero. | | ave of 78 (from 93 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 60 | If Jack Bauer were to run for President, he would be the nomination for both parties and win with 100% of the votes. | | ave of 77 (from 93 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 72 | When Jack Bauer goes diving, the Sharks insist on a cage for their own protection. | | ave of 91 (from 114 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 47 | Jack Bauer hates casual conversation. He prefers bullets. | | ave of 72 (from 97 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 102 | Jack Bauer once went into a bar, and asked for a 'Jack Bauer'. He received three shots of Jack Daniel's, a shot of kerosene and four shots of tequila mixed. When seeing this, another man approached the bar and asked for a Jack Bauer. He got a 9mm round to the face. | | ave of 88 (from 127 votes) | Rate it: |
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