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| # 94 | Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun. | |   ave of 98 (from 806 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 73 | Jack Bauer doesnt walk thru the valley of the shadow of death.. he IS the valley of the shadow of death. | | ave of 82 (from 137 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 49 | Jack Bauer has never taken a shit that has lasted more than 4 minutes and 37 seconds. Due to the graphic nature of these shits, however, they are taken during commercial breaks. | | ave of 93 (from 143 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 11 | When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade. | | ave of 94 (from 202 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 102 | Jack Bauer once went into a bar, and asked for a 'Jack Bauer'. He received three shots of Jack Daniel's, a shot of kerosene and four shots of tequila mixed. When seeing this, another man approached the bar and asked for a Jack Bauer. He got a 9mm round to the face. | | ave of 87 (from 184 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 16 | When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables. | | ave of 96 (from 192 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 92 | Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Jack Bauer. | | ave of 93 (from 189 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 104 | Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. | | ave of 98 (from 638 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 54 | One time, Jack Bauer stubbed his toe, and subsequently destroyed the entire country of Saudi Arabia. | | ave of 80 (from 133 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 50 | Jack Bauer invented a time machine for a seventh grade science fair. Why else do you think dinosaurs are extinct? | | ave of 81 (from 131 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 90 | A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack. | | ave of 87 (from 155 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 13 | Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive. | | ave of 88 (from 146 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 28 | In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life? | | ave of 99 (from 484 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 30 | Jack Bauer killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball. | | ave of 97 (from 729 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 42 | If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris. | | ave of 96 (from 464 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 43 | The bumper sticker on Jesus's car reads, "WWJBD?" | | ave of 94 (from 243 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 9 | Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. | | ave of 90 (from 173 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. | | ave of 94 (from 186 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 95 | On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence. | | ave of 97 (from 432 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 87 | When someone said Jack Bauer facts are just like Chuck Norris facts, Jack hunted down Chuck. When he found him, Chuck roundhoused Jack. Jack shot him in the face, leaving Chuck dead and only a cut on Jack's lip, which he promptly healed with Chuck's tears. | | ave of 86 (from 256 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 41 | It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ. | | ave of 91 (from 146 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 89 | Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was. | | ave of 100 (from 888 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 97 | Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed. | | ave of 96 (from 286 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 24 | You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink. | | ave of 85 (from 147 votes) | Rate it: |
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