Top 24
Random
Browse
Recent
Submit
About
RSS
|
24 Newest Facts:
| # 110 | 24 Season DVDs cannot be copied because Jack Bauer will not be burned. | |    ave of 93 (from 234 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 109 | "Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm fucked". | | ave of 97 (from 683 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 108 | There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who have not met Jack Bauer. | | ave of 96 (from 326 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 107 | Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Jack Bauer. He passed. It was too violent. | | ave of 93 (from 252 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 106 | In high school Jack Bauer was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes." | | ave of 93 (from 248 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Jack Bauer doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers. | | ave of 97 (from 322 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 104 | Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. | | ave of 98 (from 638 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 103 | Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer". | | ave of 93 (from 182 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 102 | Jack Bauer once went into a bar, and asked for a 'Jack Bauer'. He received three shots of Jack Daniel's, a shot of kerosene and four shots of tequila mixed. When seeing this, another man approached the bar and asked for a Jack Bauer. He got a 9mm round to the face. | | ave of 87 (from 184 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..." | | ave of 97 (from 317 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 100 | Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes. | | ave of 99 (from 792 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 99 | Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer. | | ave of 97 (from 654 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 98 | Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone. | | ave of 100 (from 974 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 97 | Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed. | | ave of 96 (from 286 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 96 | If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus. | | ave of 99 (from 457 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 95 | On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence. | | ave of 97 (from 432 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 94 | Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun. | | ave of 98 (from 806 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 93 | Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours." | | ave of 97 (from 226 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 92 | Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Jack Bauer. | | ave of 93 (from 189 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 91 | The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer. | | ave of 88 (from 165 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 90 | A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack. | | ave of 87 (from 155 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 89 | Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was. | | ave of 100 (from 888 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 88 | When someone said Jack Bauer facts are copying Chuck Norris facts, Jack hunted down Chuck. When he found him, Chuck tried to roundhouse kick Jack, who soon shot him in the face. | | ave of 76 (from 177 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 87 | When someone said Jack Bauer facts are just like Chuck Norris facts, Jack hunted down Chuck. When he found him, Chuck roundhoused Jack. Jack shot him in the face, leaving Chuck dead and only a cut on Jack's lip, which he promptly healed with Chuck's tears. | | ave of 86 (from 256 votes) | Rate it: |
|
|