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Fact # 21 Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=20 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 77 Jack Bauer's morning cup of coffee has been known to jump start nuclear submarines. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=76 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 38 Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=37 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 22 When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=21 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 94 Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=93 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 99 Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=98 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 84 When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=83 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 42 If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=41 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 89 Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=88 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 4 Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=3 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 80 Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd...no one fools Jack Bauer. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=79 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 96 If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=95 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 39 Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=38 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 68 Jack Bauers favorite interrogation technique: Bad Cop/Dead Suspect http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=67 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700 Fact # 23 When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=22 Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:40:12 -0700