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Fact # 44 Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=43 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 51 Jack Bauer has single handedly tortured more people than Britney Spears has with the aid of mass media and multinational record companies. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=50 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 2 If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=1 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 46 Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=45 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 6 Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=5 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 96 If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=95 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 84 When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=83 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 106 In high school Jack Bauer was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes." http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=105 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 23 When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=22 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 94 Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=93 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 72 When Jack Bauer goes diving, the Sharks insist on a cage for their own protection. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=71 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 20 When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=19 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 33 Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=32 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 100 Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=99 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800 Fact # 7 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=6 Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:09:13 -0800